FOR THE BOOKS...

May 15

Finishing my last ever French paper with the Duck Fat Burger at the Four Seasons.

My best friend and the best mom anyone could have.

Apr 30

Kaan Nights

K: (in a Turkish accent) If Obama came tomorrow and said, "Hey man, let's grab a couple of beers and talk about world problems," I'd say, "Fuck off! I've got finals, man. Come back another day."
K: (later, in a Turkish accent) Dude, you're like the Hulk of vaginas, man.
R: What are you doing?!?!
K: (in a Turkish accent) Dude, I'm trying to fuck you because you're a huge vagina.

Brown Butter Blueberry Muffins (Taken with instagram)

Apr 21

4:20 on 4/20 - Hippie Hill in Golden Gate Park

I had THE MOST fun yesterday - Weed, Coronas, and the best company.

Apr 11

Last night I met up with some friends at the Elbo Room in the Mission to watch Bombshell Betty and her Burlesqueteers. 2 whiskeys, a ton of fun with new friends, and some booby tassels for the road.

Mar 27

[video]